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    my childhood.
    • Drake: You calling me a liar?!
    • Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
    • Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
    • Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
    • Josh: I hope you go bald!
    • Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
    • Josh: *GASP* You take that back!

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    My socially awkward life
    • person: hey
    • me: good thanks

    (Source: -theuntoldstoryofemilyy)

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    shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

    thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away

    (Source: precipitates)